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A Grave Problem
There’s nothing like a pale hand clawing out of the ground to ruin a quiet night. People think necromancy is impressive—neat, controlled, effortless. Truth is, it’s dirt under your nails, cracked skin, and a corpse with boundary issues. The thing about raising the dead is, they never come up polite. No handshakes, no ‘thanks for the resurrection.’ This isn’t a haunting—it’s the job. Raise the dead, and sooner or later, you’re bound to end up with… a grave problem.
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